#DevOps Meetup // Shoreditch, probably // 17/01/2026

• 18:00 // Introduction
• 18:10 // Lightning talk // How to Planet-Scale Your Compliance by Retrospectively Delivering Kubic
  Emily Davies // Big Data Guru @ neuroanatomic.io
• 18:20 // Harbor or Die. We're Ready, Are You?
  Jennifer Wood // WebOps Alchemist @ smog.io
• 18:50 // break
  foraged smoothie bowls
• 19:20 // Autoscaling the Couchbase for Fun and Profit
  Tyler Roberts // Cloud Neckbeard without Portfolio @ talon.io
• 19:40 // Ignite! // Containers Will Fix Everything
  Matthew Roberts // Cyber Architect @ climactic.io
• 20:00 // The Answer is More Code, What's the Question?
  Jennifer Robinson // Big Data Space Cadet @ ritual.io
• 20:30 // Close
  Everyone is hiring, but no one's paying