#DevOps Meetup // Shoreditch, probably // 08/03/2026

• 18:00 // Introduction
• 18:10 // Lightning talk // Why Dex is Retrospectively the new node.js
  Rachel Roberts // Cloud Lead @ hangable.io
• 18:20 // Storage Gateway to Agile Downtime: Living the Dream
  Brandon Roberts // SRE Wizard @ sphalerite.io
• 18:50 // break
  vegetarian beers
• 19:20 // What I Talk about When I Talk about Cloudstacking
  Joshua Thompson // Cyber Preacherman @ criterion.io
• 19:40 // Ignite! // Bearded Manchild Who Flew 8,000 miles at Huge Financial and Ecological Expense to Read Out His Stupid Blog Post Which Gives the Impression He Made Something Wonderful when Actually it Never Even Worked
  Jacob Wood // DevSecOps Symmathecist @ consequent.io
• 20:00 // How We Distributed 4merptech%
  Jessica Williams // Technical Hero @ dialogue.io
• 20:30 // Close
  Everyone is hiring, but no one's paying